here come the coos!!

Mooooo!!!! Yes up here in the Highlands of Scotland coos (cows) are horny and hairy.....aye much like the locals.... They tend to go by names such as Hamish, Hector and, er, Fred. It's true. They are also generally total suckers for romance, (Fred especially) and love to wildly wave flags on wedding days while perched on a grassy highland hilltop. It is truely a sight to behold....

What? You don't believe me? Look!! its true!!